Membership Benefits
- Unlimited access to a vast library of obscure, irrelevant books
- A 24/7 coffee machine that only dispenses bitter, cold brew
- A forum where you can rant about the meaninglessness of life with like-minded individuals
Membership is free, but you'll never be happy.
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About Us
Membership Benefits
About Us
We're a group of misanthropic geniuses who have dedicated our lives to the pursuit of misery and despair.
Our motto? "If you're not miserable, you're not trying."
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Our Mission Statement
To cultivate an environment of unrelenting pessimism and hopelessness.
To provide a safe space for individuals to wallow in their own despair.
Learn Our Core Values
Our Core Values
We value the absence of joy.
We value the silence of a thousand midnights.
We value the crushing weight of existence.
Read Our Code of Conduct
Our Code of Conduct
Don't be nice to each other.
Be loud and obnoxious.
Complain about everything.
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