Due to an unexpected increase in paperwork, we are experiencing a critical shortage of coffee.
Please fill out the attached Form 27-B-9 in triplicate and submit it to the Bureaucratic Czarina.
Failure to comply will result in a 30-day delay in your coffee rationing.
Click here to contact the Bureaucratic Czarina directly.
Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, try appealing your situation.
Get lost in the red tape of our office.