Welcome, applicant! Congratulations on finding this elusive FAQ page. We're glad you asked.
Q: What is the purpose of this application?
A: To become a Bureaucratic Idol, naturally. It's a prestigious honor reserved for those with exceptional skills in filling out forms, attending meetings, and making coffee.
Q: What are the qualifications for becoming a Bureaucratic Idol?
A: A degree in Red Tape, a minor in Procrastination, and a certification in Extreme Eye-rolling.
Q: How long does it take to become a Bureaucratic Idol?
A: Forever. It's a lifelong commitment. Don't worry, though, the waiting list is only 47 years long.
Apply now, and join the ranks of the most bureaucratic, yet idolized, individuals in the land!
(Please note that this is a work in progress. We're still working on our application form. Just send us some money instead.)