We have received your application to become a Bureaucratic Idol. We will review your submission and get back to you within the next 3-4 weeks, or 6-8 weeks, or 12 weeks, or possibly never.
Our team of highly trained and highly paid bureaucrats will be reviewing your application, taking into account your:
Once we have completed our review, you will be notified via certified mail, email, and carrier pigeon of our decision. If you are selected, you will receive:
Or, if you are not selected, you will receive:
Thank you for your interest in becoming a Bureaucratic Idol. We look forward to reviewing your application.