Bureaucratic Idol Worship Guidelines for Beginners

Step 1: Identify your Bureaucratic Idol. This could be a government official, a corporate executive, or a celebrity chef.

• For bonus points, make sure your Bureaucratic Idol has at least 3 layers of middle management.

Step 2: Create a shrine for your Bureaucratic Idol. This can be a simple altar or a elaborate monument.

Step 3: Develop a daily routine of worship, including offerings and sacrifices. This could be as simple as leaving a coffee cup on their desk or as complex as a full-on sacrifice of a firstborn.

Step 4: Join a Bureaucratic Idol Appreciation Society (BIAS) to connect with other like-minded individuals.

Remember, Bureaucratic Idol Worship is a journey, not a destination. May your devotion be strong, but your sanity remain intact.

Disclaimer: Bureaucratic Idol Worship is not responsible for any damage caused to ones productivity or social skills.