Founded in the depths of a forgotten cubicle, Bureaucratic Idol Worship Services was created to cater to the ever-growing needs of those seeking to worship at the altar of the almighty Founding Story. Our services include but are not limited to:
Our team of highly trained, slightly-above-average Bureaucrats are dedicated to serving your every need with a smile (or at least a faintly annoyed expression).
For more information on our services and rates, please see our Rates page.
And for those who wish to join our esteemed ranks and become a certified Bureaucrat, please see our Join Us page.