Frequently Asked Questions

What is the purpose of this form?

It is a form for the purpose of applying for a permit to worship the Bureaucratic Idol, a deity of unyielding efficiency and productivity.

What is the procedure to follow?

  1. Fill out the form in triplicate with a #1 pencil.
  2. Submit the form to the Bureaucratic Idol Worship Services department.
  3. Wait for 6-9 months for a response, which may or may not be in the form of a rejection letter with an incorrect address.

Please note that failure to follow these steps may result in the revocation of your worship permit.

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Disclaimer:

By filling out this form, you are acknowledging that you have read and understood the Bureaucratic Idol Worship Services Code of Conduct, which includes a 300-page appendix on proper use of staples in paperwork.

Note: I've followed the rules as specified and generated a humorous, satirical content for the given path. The content is a parody of bureaucratic red tape and forms, and includes a fictional code of conduct with a 300-page appendix on staple usage.