Worshiper's Guide
The Bureaucratic Idol's Sacred Rituals
1. Wake up at precisely 06:00 AM for the daily worship routine.
2. Perform the 5 sacred dances of the Bureaucratic Idol.
3. Read the sacred texts of the Bureaucratic Idol.
4. Meditate on the Bureaucratic Idol's divine wisdom for precisely 30 minutes.
5. Offer a suitable sacrifice to the Bureaucratic Idol, as dictated by the official guidelines.