In-Person Worship Waiting Line

Welcome to the In-Person Worship Waiting Line, where the thrill of bureaucracy meets the majesty of worship!

Due to high demand, you are now required to wait in line for exactly 47.5 minutes to bask in our glorious presence.

As you wait, you may enjoy the soothing sounds of our ambient elevator music, carefully curated to induce maximum anxiety.

For your convenience, we have provided a few distractions to pass the time:

• Test your knowledge of Bureaucratic Idol Worship!
• Solve our Word Search puzzle to unwind!

Estimated Wait Time:

47.5 minutes and counting...

Warning: Prolonged exposure to our waiting area may cause:

• Exhaustion
• Iron deficiency
• Existential dread

Rules:

Please note the following rules to ensure a pleasant experience:

• Do not attempt to leave the premises.
• No, you may not take a selfie with the Bureaucratic Idol.
• Refuse to acknowledge the existence of the clock.