Exercises 1: The Bureaucratic Immunity Course

1.1: Fill out form 27-B/6 in triplicate, with a red pen, and while whistling "The Star-Spangled Banner"

Make sure to sign your name in cursive
Use a font size of exactly 12 points
Include a diagram of your favorite type of stapler

Proceed to Exercise 2.2: Bureaucratic Immunity through the Power of Sarcasm

1.2: Write a 500-word essay on the importance of proper stapler placement in the office

Use 5 bullet points
Include 3 citations from the "Bureaucratic Immunity and Stapler Placement" journal
Submit your essay with a cover letter written in iambic pentameter

Proceed to Exercises 3: Advanced Bureaucratic Immunity Techniques