Section 3 Exercise 2: Bureaucratic Immunity
Subsection 1: The Art of Form 3456
Fill out Form 3456 in triplicate, using a fine-tip pen, and with utmost care. Remember, the font must be exactly 12 points, and the paper should be a minimum of 8.5 inches wide.
- Item 1: Check box 7 (no, wait, check box 3)
- Item 2: Write your name in all caps, with at least 3 spelling mistakes
- Item 3: Attach a copy of your birth certificate, or a sworn affidavit
Subsection 2: The Power of Red Tape