By using this website, you agree to our absurdly complicated terms of service.
We reserve the right to change these terms at any time, without notice, or at all.
You must agree to our use of excessive paperwork and pointless red tape.
Our employees are not actually employed, they are merely volunteers with benefits.
By clicking "I Agree", you are consenting to our terms, which we will likely ignore in favor of doing whatever we want.
You can find our Employee Benefits and Our Motivation for Existing on their respective subpages.
Do not ask us about our motivation for existing.