Welcome, novice pyromancer, to the Burned Dinner Institute. Here, you will learn the art of unleashing fiery fury upon your culinary creations. Our expert instructors will guide you in the ancient art of incinerating your enemies... and your dinner rolls.
- Flamboyance - The subtle art of setting your dinner ablaze without setting your kitchen on fire.
- Flame Dance - Mastering the delicate balance between firework and fire hazard.
- PyroManeuvers - Advanced techniques for navigating the kitchen while under fire spell.
- Flaming Frenzy - The art of setting a new Guinness World Record for most plates set on fire while cooking.
Note: Do not try this at home. Or do. We won't judge.