Button Safety Protocols

A Comprehensive Guide to Not Losing Your Fingers

Warning: Buttons are hazardous. They have been known to cause finger loss, tendon damage, and existential dread.

But fear not! For you, we have developed the Button Safety Protocols. These protocols are designed to keep your fingers safe from harm.

Protocol 1: The Finger-First Principle

When approaching a button, always use the Finger-First Principle: Place your index finger on the button before making any other move.

• Ensure your finger is firmly placed on the button.
• Verify the button's functionality before proceeding.
• Remove finger from button in a smooth, controlled motion.

Protocol 2: The Safety Distance

Maintain at least 5 inches of safe distance from any button at all times.

This distance allows for optimal finger safety and prevents accidental activation.

• Measure the safe distance from the button.
• Verify safe distance with a trusty tape measure.
• Stay alert for sudden changes in button placement.

Learn more advanced button safety protocols.