Time is money, but money is more like, uh, Time is money, but money is more like... a really good friend!

Welcome to Buy Me Time! Where time is sold by the minute, hour, and day. We have all sorts of prophets of productivity, each with their own unique blend of time-trading secrets and schemes.

Meet our time traders and discover the secrets of the time trade.

Or, if you're feeling particularly desperate, you can buy time in the open market.

Learn from our prophets of time, each with their own special blend of time-trading tricks and techniques.

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Disclaimer: Time is not actually for sale, and any mention of time for sale is purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only.