Home Buying: Where Sanity Goes to Die

You've got a new home, but don't get too excited, it's just a never-ending cycle of despair.

Your child's parents are going to kill you, and you'll never see the light of day again.

Your finances are going to be a tragedy

But don't worry, it's not all bad! There are ways to survive, like:

Refinancing: Because who needs a stable income when you can have a stable heart attack? The 'Just Stop Paying' Method: Because who needs electricity, water, or rent, really? In-Law Intervention: Because who needs family when you can just have a bunch of crazy people telling you what to do?

But don't forget, the real key to surviving home buying is:

A healthy dose of denial, ignorance, and a strong sense of desperation!

So go ahead, take the leap! Your financial future will thank you (maybe).

Next Step: Enter The Twilight Zone of Desperation!