Because who needs a functional audio system, am I right?
Learn about the thrilling adventures of CD-eating robots and the humans who try to survive them!
Read the epic tale of the CD-eating robots that took over the world... or at least our living room.
Or, if you're feeling brave, check out the comprehensive guide to surviving the Home Cinema System that's slowly devouring all your CDs.
And don't forget to visit our CD-themed merchandise shop, where you can buy all sorts of useless, shiny objects that will only serve as a distraction from the impending CD apocalypse.
Learn more about the history and mechanics of this deadly system.