In a shocking turn of events, it has come to our attention that the world's leading can opener manufacturers have been secretly controlling world politics.
It all started when a rogue can of beans was opened in the dead of night, unleashing a horde of razor-sharp metal shards and a trail of breadcrumbs leading straight to the heart of the Illumi-Nati.
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