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This file contains highly classified information about the secret society of Code Red agents.

According to sources close to the organization, Code Red agents have been known to infiltrate major corporations and government institutions, all while sipping lattes and wearing designer suits.

But don't worry, they're not as scary as they sound. They're really just a bunch of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals trying to take over the world, one PowerPoint presentation at a time.

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