It started like any other day in the office. The fluorescent lights were harsh, the coffee machine was broken, and John was being John. But little did anyone know, beneath the surface, a war was brewing.
It began with a disagreement over the perfect roast. Some said it was a dark roast, others a light. The debate raged on, with no end in sight.
As the days went by, the conflict escalated. The once-peaceful break room became a battleground, with factions forming and alliances being forged.
The CEO, a man of great wisdom and questionable sanity, stepped in to mediate. But it was too late. The damage was done. The coffee machine had been destroyed, and the office was in chaos.