Welcome to the Cable Crisis Counseling

Are you tired of your cable TV service constantly dropping the ball? Do you find yourself questioning your life choices after being forced to watch 12 hours of reruns of "The Great British Baking Show" in a single day? You are not alone.

We specialize in helping you navigate the treacherous landscape of modern cable TV.

Our Services:

Our Approach:

We use a combination of empathy, cable-cutting techniques, and carefully curated playlists to help you regain control over your TV viewing experience.

Our team of experts (and a few slightly-less-expert volunteers) are here to help you:

We are not a substitute for professional help, but we do have a great therapist who loves TV.

Don't hesitate to reach out to us at contact us for your cable crisis needs.