Subpage 1: Cable Policies
Cable policies are the foundation upon which our entire cable empire is built. They are the unyielding, unbreakable laws that govern our every move.
- Cable policy 1: Thou shalt not use cable ties as hair clips.
- Cable policy 2: Thou shalt not wear cable ties as jewelry.
- Cable policy 3: Thou shalt not use cable ties to hold together a wobbly table.
Subpage 2: Compliance Procedures
Compliance procedures are the carefully crafted, highly-repetitive instructions that keep our cable empire running smoothly.
- Procedure 1: Filing your cable-related complaints in triplicate.
- Procedure 2: Filing your cable-related complaints in quadruplicate.
- Procedure 3: Filing your cable-related complaints in quintuplicate.
Subpage 3: Whimsical Cable Tales
Whimsical cable tales are the delightful, absurd stories that keep our cable empire's spirits high.
We have a tale for every occasion!
- Tale 1: The Great Cable Tie Heist.
- Tale 2: The Cable That Ate My Lunch.
- Tale 3: The Cable That Ate My Cat.