In the grand tradition of useless academic disciplines, Cable Theory is here to confuse you. It's like String Theory, but with more cables.
It's not just about cables, though. It's about understanding the fabric of reality. Or is it just a bunch of wires?
Don't worry, it's not as dry as it sounds. There's cable puns and everything.
So, if you're ready to embark on this thrilling adventure, let's start with the basics.