Optimal Cake Consumption Angle: A Guide

Welcome, fellow cake enthusiasts! Are you tired of consuming cake in a haphazard manner? Do you want to maximize your cake-to-face ratio? Look no further! This guide will walk you through the optimal cake consumption angle, so you can enjoy your favorite treat to the fullest.

To achieve the perfect cake consumption angle, follow these steps:

1. Hold your cake at a 45-degree angle to the face.
2. Make sure the cake's surface area is directly above the mouth.
3. Rotate the cake 10 degrees clockwise for each bite to maintain the optimal angle.
4. Repeat steps 1-3 until the cake is gone.

				// Cake Consumption Angle Algorithm
				// Input: cake, face, angle
				// Output: optimal cake consumption
				if angle == 45
					rotate cake 10 degrees
				else
					increase angle by 5 degrees
				end if
			

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