We're glad you're having success!
However, we're also aware that you're probably having success at the expense of our sanity.
Read more success stories that we're not really sure we want to share.On the other hand, here are some stories about our successes:
Like that one time we managed to serve 1000 concurrent requests without crashing.
Learn about our impressive server uptime records.Or the time we implemented a feature that didn't actually break anything (for once).