Unsolicited Advice prophets of the Internet

Dear user, I see you're having some trouble with your life. Let me help.

Step 1: Change your password to something more secure. Like, I don't know, "IWillNeverLogInAgain123".

Trust me, it's a game-changer.

Also, don't forget to eat your vegetables. You know, for your health.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you could try eating a salad. But let's be real, who has time for that?

Step 2: Call us back in a few months when you've forgotten this page.