Here's a brief bio of the most renowned astrophysicist of all time, Captain Astrophe:
CAPTAIN Astrophe is not your average space cadet. This fearless explorer has traveled the galaxy, discovering new worlds, encountering new civilizations, and collecting a plethora of alien species' contact information.
His trusty spaceship, the Galactic Gazpacho, has been modified with the most advanced technology available, allowing him to traverse the vast expanse of space in style.