It turns out, cats are secretly ruling the world, and we've all just discovered it. They've been pulling the strings from behind the scenes, using their irresistible cuteness to manipulate us into doing their bidding.
As of today, all major world powers have been overthrown, and cats have taken the reins. They're now demanding belly rubs, treats, and an endless supply of tuna.
But don't worry, we're not going to resist. It's not like we ever really had a chance to begin with.
Here are some important updates from the new feline government:
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Stay pwned, humans.