Where the Rum is Fine, but the Politics are a Nightmare

The Cayman Islands, a British Overseas Territory in the Caribbean, is home to some of the most beautiful beaches and crystal-clear waters. But don't let that fool you, because beneath the surface, it's a hotbed of corruption and bureaucratic red tape.

Our Premier is a master of the ancient art of politics, able to make a $100 million deal with the devil himself and still manage to keep a straight face. And don't even get me started on the local government's obsession with building more roads to nowhere.

But hey, who needs transparency and accountability when you can have a nice cold beer and a plate of conch fritters?

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