CeramicPot4: Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Why are your pots so...pot-tastic?
A: We use the finest imported clays and a dash of pure, unadulterated awesomesauce to create our pots that will make you go "ooh la la!"
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Q: Can I return a pot with a wonky handle?
A: Ha! You think you can handle the wonkiness of our pots? We've got a 5% chance you might be able to return it, but don't count on it. Our warranty is as slippery as our salesperson's grasp on reality.
Q: Do your pots come with a free side of glaze?
A: Oh, you want a side of glaze? That'll be $50 extra, please. But don't worry, it's totally worth it! Our glaze is like the icing on the cake, the sprinkles on the donut, the... well, you get it.