Top 10 Ceramic Pots for the Clumsy Cook

Here are the top 10 ceramic pots that you, the most accident-prone cook in the world, will inevitably break.

1. Mighty Masher - A pot that's almost impossible to mash with, but still somehow manages to survive the first few uses.

2. Fragile Frenemy - Deliberately designed to shatter into a million pieces the moment you get it wrong.

3. Banger - The pot that's more like a grenade than a cooking vessel. Good luck with that.

4. Cracked - A pot with a crack in it, literally. It's like the universe is trying to tell you something.

5. The Unbreakable - A pot so durable, you'll never break it. Or, you know, you will.

6. Bloopers - The pot that's just one wrong move away from turning into a thousand tiny ceramic pieces.

7. The Pot of Despair - A pot that's just a little too good to be true. Don't get too attached, it'll drive youประก crazy.

8. The Uncooperative - A pot that resists all attempts at cooking, like a teenager on a Monday morning.

9. The Pot that's Just Okay - A pot that's just average, but hey, that's better than the alternatives, right?

10. The Unpredictable - A pot that's like a bad joke, except you're the one getting punched.