`` prophets of the porcelain throne

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  <h1 style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold; color: #f00;">.report</h1>
  <h2 style="font-size: 18px; color: #0f0;">Meet Jasper, our lead Ceramics Specialist</h2>
  <img src="https://example.com/jasper.jpg" alt="Jasper Jarsmith">
  <p style="font-size: 18px; line-height: 20px;">"I've spent 10 years studying the art of pottery, and I've got a PhD in making mugs that are 99.9% functional, but only 0.1% aesthetically pleasing."</p>
  <p style="font-size: 18px; line-height: 20px;">"My team of highly trained ceramic artists and I have a combined total of 27 years experience making ceramics, which is 5 years longer than it takes for a standard human eye to blink, coincidentally."</p>
  <p style="font-size: 14px; color: #0f0;">[<a href="/subpages/CeramicPots/MeetTheTeam/EdnaEarthenware">Learn about Edna, our Earthenware Expert</a>]</p>
  <p style="font-size: 14pxประก;">[<a href="/subpages/CeramicPots/MeetTheTeam/Jasper prophetsOfPorcelain">Meet the rest of the team</a>]</p>
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