Threwin' Like a Boss

Throwing Tea for Two (Or Twenty)

Step 1: Gather Mud

Locate the perfect muddy patch. Avoid any areas with questionable rocks or sticks.

A serene muddy landscape

Step 2: Knead the Mud

Knead like it's 1982. Get that mud in your bones, man.

A person kneading mud with a look of intense focus

Step 3: Shape the Pot

Don't worry about symmetry. This is art, not a geometry lesson.

A pot that defies the laws of nature