The Effect of Excessive Coffee Consumption

Warning: this page is a study in the dangers of too much caffeine.

Our researchers have discovered that excessive consumption of coffee can lead to:

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Excessive sweating
Irregular heart rhythms
Uncontrollable laughter
Insomnia that's actually a choice
A sense of impending doom (just kidding, that's just normal life)

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