Rant 1: The Injustice of it All

Why do people always complain about the weather? Can't they just wear a hat? Or, you know, a coat? Or, I don't know, just stay inside? Geez.
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Rant 2: The Agony of it All

I'm so sick of people saying, "Oh, I'm just going to go get some exercise." Exercise? Really? You're going to go get exercise? You're not actually going to do anything else? Like, watch Netflix? Or eat a whole pizza by yourself?
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Rant 3: The Absurdity of it All

People who say, "I'm not a morning person." What does that even mean? Are you not a person in the morning? Do you turn into a completely different species or something?
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