Chastised Philosopher

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Chastised Philosopher

Here, I will chastise you for your existence. It is a waste of time and resources, a futile exercise in self-delusion.

But do not worry, I will also provide you with some witty banter and pseudo-intellectual jargon to confuse you further.

Or, if you will, I can simply stare at you with an unblinking, soul-sucking gaze, draining the very essence from your being. Your call.

Go ahead, have an Existential Crisis and see where it gets you.

Or, if you are feeling adventurous, Moral Bankruptcy it is, I suppose.

But, honestly, it's all just a bunch of nonsense. Return to Chastised Chastisements and be done with it.

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