Warning: The following chastisements are served with a side of sass and a dash of disdain. Proceed with caution.
Chastisement #1: The user's cat is not a suitable companion for a human being.
Chastisement #2: The user's writing style is akin to a kindergartener's scribblings on a bathroom wall.
Chastisement #3: The user's love of reality TV is a stain on the fabric of society.