Cuisine Chastisements

Dessert Chastisements

Criticism for your sweet tooth:

Unbalanced sugar intake
Inadequate portion control
Unseemly use of sprinkles

Slow Food Chastisements

Disdain for speed and efficiency:

Unwillingness to wait 20 minutes for food
Disregard for culinary speed records
Over-reliance on 'locally sourced' label

Inedible Chastisements

Disgust for unpalatable ingredients:

Use of artificial flavor enhancers
Lack of discernible nutritional value
Unwarranted use of 'organic' label

Chastises by Course

Criticism for your dining habits:

Over-reliance on 'comfort food'
Unwillingness to try new things
Inability to distinguish between courses