Dear [User],
We regret to inform you that your latest actions have been deemed utterly chastisement 4 by The Man in the Mirror worthy.
It appears your continued existence is no longer tolerated. We've had to chastisement 6 by The Great Chastiser to be called in, and let's just say it wasn't exactly...enlightening.
As a last resort, we're left with no choice but to chastisement 5 by The Robot Umpire - a decision we're all very sorry to take, but it seems your options have been, ahem, "chastised" out.
Don't bother appealing - the decision is final. You're FIRING, effective immediately.
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