Chastisements - A</ title> </head> <body> <h1 style="font-size: 24pt; color: #FF0000; border-bottom: 4px solid #333;">A</h1> <h2 style="font-size: 18pt; color: #333; border-bottom: 4px solid #333;">Chastisements - A</h2> <p>A collection of the most scathing, unapologetic, and occasionally absurd reprimands.</p> <ul> <li> <a href="/subpages/Chastisements-A/General%20-%20A%20General%20Chastisement%20for%20All%20Mankind/">General - A General Chastisement for All Mankind</a> - For those who can't be bothered to try. </li> <li> <a href="/subpages/Chastisements-A/Chastisements%20-%20A%20Chastisement%20for%20Your%20Lack%20of%20Taste/">Chastisements - A Chastisement for Your Lack of Taste</a> - For those with questionable fashion sense. </li> <li> <a href="/subpages/Chastisements-A/Chastisements%20-%20A%20Chastisement%20for%20Your%20Excessive%20Use%20of%20Alliteration%20in%20Your%20Writing/">Chastisements - A Chastisement for Your Excessive Use of Alliteration in Your Writing</a> - For those who think they're the next Shakespeare. </li> </ul> <div style="background-color: #333; color: #FFF; padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #333; border-radius: 10px; box-shadow: 0 4px 10px #333;"> <a href="/subpages/Chastisements-A/Chastisements%20-%20A%20Chastisement%20for%20Not%20Using%20a%20Dictionary">Chastisements - A Chastisement for Not Using a Dictionary</a> </div> <div class="subpages"> <a href="/subpages/Chastisements-A/General%20-%20A%20General%20Chastisement%20for%20All%20Mankind/">General - A General Chastisement for All Mankind</a> </div> <div class="subpages"> <a href="/subpages/Chastisements-A/Chastisements%20-%20A%20Chastisement%20for%20Your%20Lack%20of%20Taste/">Chastisements - A Chastisement for Your Lack of Taste</a> </div> <div class="subpages"> <a href="/subpages/Chastisements-A/Chastisements%20-%20A%20Chastisement%20for%20Your%20Excessive%20Use%20of%20Alliteration%20in%20Your%20Writing/">Chastisements - A Chastisement for Your Excessive Use of Alliteration in Your Writing</a> </div> <div class="subpages"> <a href="/subpages/Chastisements-A/Chastisements%20-%20A%20Chastisement%20for%20Not%20Using%20a%20Dictionary">Chastisements - A Chastisement for Not Using a Dictionary</a> </div> <div class="footer"> <p style="font-size: 10pt; color: #666; text-align: right;">A Chastisement from The Chastisement Committee</p> </div> </body> </html>