It's a type of sentient, hyper-intelligent pepper that has taken over the world's snack food supplies. Don't worry, we're not asking you to surrender, just to understand.
We mean, uh, nothing. We just mean that Frites are now in charge, and you should probably get used to it. Resistance is futile.
First, try not to panic. Then, try not to think about it. If that doesn't work, just call us, and we'll send someone to... reorganize your snack cabinet. (Sorry, we can't promise it'll be a gentle process)
We're... considering it. We're not saying we're definitely not, but we're not saying we're definitely yes, either. Don't quote us on that. Or, do, we don't really care.
Oh, it's just a little something we like to call 'Frite-Fever'. You know, for ambiance. Don't ask us, ask a Frite.