**Stouty McFoutface**
The nose is a symphony of burnt coffee and chocolate, with hints of vanilla and a dash of despair.
**Tasting Notes:**
When you first take a sip, it's like someone poured a bucket of coal into your mouth. Then, just as suddenly, it's like they filled it with honey. Or maybe it's just your brain trying to tell you it's still hung over from last night's whiskey tasting.
**Recommended Pairing:**
A nice warm hug, preferably from a person you trust, but a decent pint of Guinness would do in a pinch.
**Would I drink it again?**
Only if I'm trying to prove a point, or if I'm secretly a glutton for punishment.
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