Welcome to the ChitChatChampagne Random Rants page, where the absurd meets the sublime. Read our existential crisis subpage for more on the meaninglessness of life and the importance of buying more champagne. Or, if you're feeling particularly punny, check out our philosophy puns subpage for some seriously ridiculous thoughts on the nature of reality.
Why did the philosopher's stone turn down the invitation to the royal ball? Because it was a ROCK-solid excuse! For more on the meaning of life, the universe, and the importance of a good pun, check out our Philosophy Puns subpage!