Today's rant is brought to you by the ChitChatChampagne crew, who are experts in the art of finding things to complain about.
Apparently, the most pressing issue in the world today is... wait for it... the lack of adequate snack options in the break room.
We demand more Doritos, more Cheetos, and more Caffeine-fueled vending machine coffee!
Don't @ us.
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