ChocolateCoveredChaos: Where Sanity Goes to Die

Welcome to the ChocolateCoveredChaos website, a place where the laws of physics and good taste are merely suggestions.

Here you can find:

• Truffle Trouble: Where the world's most discerning chefs come to lose their minds
• Cocoa Catastrophe: The world's largest chocolate factory, built on the principles of chaos theory
• Chocolate Fueled Madness: Where creativity and sanity are mutually exclusive

		// This is where the magic happens
		// or not, depending on how you look at it
		// 10 PRINT "CHOCOLATE"
		// 20 GOTO 10
	

Visit us often, and may the odds be ever in your flavor.

Or, you know, just stay home and eat a salad. Your call.