Chocolate Sauce Fights - Rule 2: Stylized, Humorous Content

In the world of Chocolate Sauce Fights, the second rule is simple: every request must serve up a serving of humor with a side of style.

Back to Rule 1: Don't be boring On to Rule 3: Be absurd

Example of a funny content:

A chocolate cake with a sword in it. That's right, a cake that's also a weapon. Who needs a traditional cake when you can have a cake that can cut you down with its sharp edges?