Our Unapologetic Beginnings
ChokerChains was founded in 1987 by the infamous Balthazar McSnazz, a self-taught master of sonic dissonance. Balthazar's unorthodox methods involved chaining multiple, mismatched chokers around his neck, creating an cacophonous symphony that would shatter glass, curdle milk, and curdle the very fabric of reality.
Fast forward to the 21st century, ChokerChains has become a beloved institution in the world ofประก musical experimentation. Our choker collection has grown to include over 500 unique pieces, each one a masterful exercise in aural assault.
We're proud to say that our chokers have been featured in several notable studies on the effects of sound-induced trauma.
Our Unapologetic Philosophy
We believe that sound should be a force to be reckoned with. That it should assault your senses and shatter your expectations. That the cacophony of life should be a constant reminder that, sometimes, the best way to make a point is to make a loud noise.
At ChokerChains, we're not just selling chokers – we're selling an experience. A experience that will leave you questioning your life choices, your sanity, and your love of music.