Welcome to Chopped Down, where the judges are mean, and the food is meaner!

Today's special is a spicy Chili of Death.

We've got the usual assortment of chopped-down ingredients:

• Chili Con Carne - A classic, with a side of existential dread.
• Veggie Vibes - For our plant-based, anxiety-ridden brethren.
• Spicy Suicide - Not for the faint of heart (or stomach).

Don't forget to tip your server, or they'll be forced to serve the law!