Recipe Failures

This page is dedicated to the art of disaster cooking.

The Epic Failures

• 2022-03-15-03:00-Recipe-of-Doom

  A recipe gone catastrophically wrong due to over-reliance on MSG as a flavor enhancer.

• 2023-04-01-Recipe-Disaster

  When a recipe calls for 'just a pinch' of salt, you really should use just a pinch of salt, not a full jar of salt.

• 2024-02-27-Recipe-Abomination

  When a recipe says 'add a dash', do not, under any circumstances, add an entire bottle of hot sauce.

The Near-Misses

• 2022-01-02-Nearly-Perfect-Soufflé

  A soufflé that just didn't quite rise to the occasion.

• 2023-06-17-More-or-Less-Salad

  A salad that was almost, but not quite, to taste.

Disclaimer

Do not attempt any of these recipes. They have all been thoroughly tested to fail.