It all started in a small, dimly lit cave in 33 AD. A guy named Jesus was like, "Hey, you guys, let's make some sense of this whole existence thing." And we were all, "Sounds good to me!" And then he just went and got himself executed. But, you know, for the sake of the plot.
Our mission is to make you, the individual, feel guilty, but also kinda okay with that. We're like, "Hey, you messed up, but you can be forgiven." And then we're all, "Just kidding, you're basically a bad person, but you can still have some nice moments." It's all very confusing.
Don't be a heathen! Join us for some existential dread and occasional bouts of moral clarity. We have:
Just don't say we didn't warn you...